{"id":3989,"date":"2015-04-27T12:00:16","date_gmt":"2015-04-27T12:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/?p=3989"},"modified":"2016-11-03T10:49:40","modified_gmt":"2016-11-03T10:49:40","slug":"these-10-facebook-statuses-are-just-ridiculous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/these-10-facebook-statuses-are-just-ridiculous","title":{"rendered":"These 10 Facebook Statuses Are Just Ridiculous"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"a6b39195b99473d6c9dd698db2668010\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:2px 0 2px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<center>\r\n\r\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\r\nfunction ShorterThan(widthMax) {\r\n                if (screen.width < widthMax) {return true;}  \r\n                else {return false}\r\n    }\r\nvar LimitWidth = 728\r\nvar MobileZoneID = 348996\r\nvar DesktopZoneID = 348995   \r\n<!--\/\/<![CDATA[\r\n   document.MAX_ct0 ='';\r\n   var m3_u = (location.protocol=='https:'?'https:\/\/cas.criteo.com\/delivery\/ajs.php?':'https:\/\/cas.criteo.com\/delivery\/ajs.php?');\r\n   var m3_r = Math.floor(Math.random()*99999999999);\r\n   document.write (\"<scr\"+\"ipt type='text\/javascript' src='\"+m3_u);\r\n   if (ShorterThan(LimitWidth)) {document.write (\"zoneid=\"+MobileZoneID);} else {document.write (\"zoneid=\"+DesktopZoneID);}\r\n   document.write(\"&nodis=1\");\r\n   document.write ('&cb=' + m3_r);\r\n   if (document.MAX_used != ',') document.write (\"&exclude=\" + document.MAX_used);\r\n   document.write (document.charset ? 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Is Africa a continent?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3991\" src=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/cqqmm2rntwt6ulpvdj8r.jpg\" alt=\"cqqmm2rntwt6ulpvdj8r\" width=\"600\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/cqqmm2rntwt6ulpvdj8r.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/cqqmm2rntwt6ulpvdj8r-465x300.jpg 465w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 8pt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.complex.com\/pop-culture\/2011\/11\/the-50-most-ridiculous-facebook-status-fails\/6\">source<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>James and Bekah may need to pay more attention in geography class\u2026and also in spelling class.<\/p>\n<p>[\/gallerypage]<\/p>\n<p>[gallerypage]<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\">2. You just made it worse<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3992\" src=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/jckczk2brnps0a1sjgmh.jpg\" alt=\"jckczk2brnps0a1sjgmh\" width=\"600\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/jckczk2brnps0a1sjgmh.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/jckczk2brnps0a1sjgmh-465x300.jpg 465w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 8pt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.complex.com\/pop-culture\/2011\/11\/the-50-most-ridiculous-facebook-status-fails\/19\">source<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Matthew is wrong on so many levels.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\">3. So romantic<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3993\" src=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/greatest-facebook-statuses-true-love.jpg\" alt=\"greatest-facebook-statuses-true-love\" width=\"600\" height=\"142\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 8pt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/runt-of-the-web.com\/ridiculous-facebook-posts\/5\">source<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Brandon does not waste any time.<\/p>\n<p>[\/gallerypage]<\/p>\n<p>[gallerypage]<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\">4. That\u2019s&#8230;not how it works<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-3995\" src=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/fb.jpg\" alt=\"fb\" width=\"600\" height=\"395\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runt-of-the-web.com\/dumbest-facebook-posts\">source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Congratulations Uncle Jenn.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\">5. \u201cNot no dumd blonde\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3996\" src=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/bzxl5a8sewkkht1mm92e.jpg\" alt=\"bzxl5a8sewkkht1mm92e\" width=\"600\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/bzxl5a8sewkkht1mm92e.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/bzxl5a8sewkkht1mm92e-465x300.jpg 465w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 8pt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.complex.com\/pop-culture\/2011\/11\/the-50-most-ridiculous-facebook-status-fails\/28\">source<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Erin may not be blonde on the outside anymore, but she still is on the inside.<\/p>\n<p>[\/gallerypage]<\/p>\n<p>[gallerypage]<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\">6. This happened<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-3997\" src=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/image-zMDTvb4X.jpg\" alt=\"image-zMDTvb4X\" width=\"600\" height=\"631\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/image-zMDTvb4X.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/image-zMDTvb4X-285x300.jpg 285w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 8pt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.viralands.com\/ridiculous-facebook-statuses\">source<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>What else were you expecting to happen?<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\">7. The worst neighbor in the world<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-3998\" src=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/hilarious-facebook-posts-bagpipes.jpg\" alt=\"hilarious-facebook-posts-bagpipes\" width=\"600\" height=\"214\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runt-of-the-web.com\/ridiculous-facebook-posts\">Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be happy you do not live next to this guy.<\/p>\n<p>[\/gallerypage]<\/p>\n<p>[gallerypage]<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\">8. Young love<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3999\" src=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/funny-facebook-youre-12.png\" alt=\"funny-facebook-youre-12\" width=\"600\" height=\"233\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 8pt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/runt-of-the-web.com\/the-seven-funniest-facebook-statuses-ever\">source<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Why are you worried about boys and love? Go play outside, there is plenty of time to worry about this later in life.<\/p>\n<p>[\/gallerypage]<\/p>\n<p>[gallerypage]<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\">9. \u201cIt makin noises\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/nfswuzyh8xce8bvfmzdz.jpg\" alt=\"nfswuzyh8xce8bvfmzdz\" width=\"600\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/nfswuzyh8xce8bvfmzdz.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/nfswuzyh8xce8bvfmzdz-465x300.jpg 465w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 8pt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.complex.com\/pop-culture\/2011\/11\/the-50-most-ridiculous-facebook-status-fails\/29\">source<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Lesson learned, never trust anything anyone tells you online.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\">10. Life is crazy<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-4001\" src=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/image-ZDzSAuVG.jpg\" alt=\"image-ZDzSAuVG\" width=\"600\" height=\"388\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/image-ZDzSAuVG.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/04\/image-ZDzSAuVG-464x300.jpg 464w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 8pt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.viralands.com\/ridiculous-facebook-statuses\">source<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Yes, it is crazy how someone could go through life without knowing this.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.afrizap.com\/en\/african-websites\">SEE ALSO:\u00a012 Intriguing People You Will Come Across On African Websites<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[\/gallerypage]<\/p>\n<p>[\/onepage]<\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[onepage] [gallerypage] Facebook can be a lot of fun. 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